Oh Where, Oh Where Can My LH Surge Be?

This is getting annoying.  My LH surge is again non-existent, and I am resting on my laurels waiting once more, waiting for that line to get "darker or equal to the control."  It's beyond maddening. 

I pee on a stick in the morning when I wake.  I pee on a stick in the evening before bed.  I am like the jilted date, waiting for Mr. Smiley Face to show with no hope in sight.  

Stupid smiley face.  I want to meet the guy who invented it and punch him in the head.  And you KNOW IT WAS A GUY.

SIGH.  Now I have to go spend another $40 on an OPK.  The stock market crash may not get me in the wallet, but this ovulation game might.