1. You get your period and start counting.
2. On day 10 after the 1st day of your cycle, you start peeing on ovulation sticks (your hand) twice a day.
3. On day 12-14, you test positive, which means your LH is surging, which means your egg is getting ready to drop.
4. Knowing you will be ovulating within 12-48 hours, you start having sex like maniacs.
5. You are sore for the next three days after the blitzkrieg and watch television and eat cookies while waiting to pee on a pregnancy stick in a week or so.
6. On the first inkling of a sore boob, you take a pregnancy test and find out that you're either knocked up or clinically depressed.
7. Lather, rinse, repeat.
2. On day 10 after the 1st day of your cycle, you start peeing on ovulation sticks (your hand) twice a day.
3. On day 12-14, you test positive, which means your LH is surging, which means your egg is getting ready to drop.
4. Knowing you will be ovulating within 12-48 hours, you start having sex like maniacs.
5. You are sore for the next three days after the blitzkrieg and watch television and eat cookies while waiting to pee on a pregnancy stick in a week or so.
6. On the first inkling of a sore boob, you take a pregnancy test and find out that you're either knocked up or clinically depressed.
7. Lather, rinse, repeat.
5 comments:
From just beside the Atlantic Ocean I am thinking good, fertile thoughts for you!
Lutenize, baby!
Well, hel-LO ladies! Big smooches.
Oh, and don't forget to do the yoga shoulder stand thing afterwards - five minutes ought to do it.
Very precise. Do you have this taped to the refrigerator?
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