Sexy

HUB:  (snuggling up to me)  Rrowr.

ME:  Waitaminute.  Aren't you hungry for dinner?

HUB:  The only thing I'm hungry for is YOU.

ME:  What, you don't have an appetite?

HUB:  The only appetite I have is for YOU.

ME:  (making sucking noise)  You hear that?  That's my vagina drying up like the Sierra.  

FYI for all of you husbands who are trying to impregnate your wives...

SEXY:  Back rubs, kissing, walks on the beach, holding hands, hot talk, telling her she's gorgeous.  All sexy.

NOT SEXY:  Burping the alphabet, drinking Bud Light, any flatulence from any where.  Picking toenails/fingernails/teeth/bellybutton lint while watching The Travel Channel on TV.  Imitating Guy Fieri from Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives on the Food Network and saying "That's AWESOME" when referring to anything to do with getting it on...decidedly NOT sexy.  

Brrrr...