Nightmares

Nightmares. I've had a few. But lately, I've been having terrible ones, mostly having to do with how terrible a mother I will be. Here is a list of the topics...be forewarned, they're hideous, and mostly unreasonable.

1) Running over the baby by backing over him in the driveway.

2) Forgetting the baby in the car in hot weather.

3) Dropping the baby.

4) Giving the baby something that he's not supposed to have which hurts him.

5) Rolling over on the baby in bed.

Other bad dreams include things I've seen on Law and Order and MTV Teen Pregnancy Nightmares. Yes, I just admitted I watch MTV.

I have been put on crime and reality show television hiatus by my husband as of last week.