I have this friend who also has a lovely little boy baby. He is 8 months old. Last week we had this exchange on a thread:
ME: He's 4 months old and so heavy. 18 pounds!!
FRIEND: 18 pounds!? My baby is 8 months and HE'S 18 pounds!
ME: Yeah, well, my baby is really long, too. 27 inches!
FRIEND: MY baby is 27 inches, too!
ME: (pause) I HAVE A HUMONGOUS GIGANTIC BABY!!!!
FRIEND: You have a healthy, thriving baby!
ME: YES! A HEALTHY, THRIVING BABY WHO WILL EAT YOUR BABY IF YOU PUT HIM IN THE SAME PLAY PEN!
Ok, so the conversation didn't exactly go like that. But it was close.
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