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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

24 Hours of Not Being Able to Move

7:00 a.m. Wake up for no apparent reason.

7:15 a.m. Finally roll out of bed...literally.

7:30 a.m. Amble up the stairs like I'm 90 years old.

8:00 a.m. Sit on the couch and catch my breath.

8:15 a.m. Eat breakfast, usually whatever I see first, which is not a good tactic.

8:45 a.m. Lay on the couch and watch whatever crap is on T.V.

12 noon Lunch...same tactic as breakfast.

12:30 p.m. Lay on the couch and watch whatever crap is on T.V.

2:00 p.m. Start feeling nervous, anxious, freaked out about not being able to do anything.

2:30 p.m. Think about how depressed I am because I can't do anything useful anymore.

3:00 p.m. Wait for hub to come home at 4:00. Watch more Law and Order.

4:00 p.m. Start getting mad that hub is not home yet.

4:30 p.m. Get mad at hub as he walks in the door late.

5:00 p.m. Starving for dinner, make hub take me out for a meal.

6:30 p.m. Work on the baby stuff...which is basically telling hub what to move and where.

8:00 p.m. Tired, sit on the couch and catch my breath.

9:00 p.m. Lie in bed and try to get comfortable.

10:00 p.m. Still not comfortable.

11:00 p.m. Daily Show.

12:00 p.m. Finally fall asleep after two trips to the bathroom.

2:00 a.m. Bathroom.

5:00 a.m. Bathroom.

7:00 a.m. Internal alarm wakes me up for another identical day.

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