Mutant LH Surge

Three days of positive OPKs.  One negative HPT test.  CD 26.

Here are the two possibilites...

PREGNANT:

Positive OPKs

High/Soft/Closed Cervix

Creamy to eggwhite Cervical Mucus

Bloated

Low energy

PERIOD:

Temperatures fluctuate, but never rise very high.

Negative HPT test

No pregnancy symptoms besides bloating

Am I a mutant?  Wait and see.  Maybe I'll sprout wings and fangs soon.  

Actually, that would explain a LOT.