What the Hell is going on in my belly?! It's constant movement, all the live long day. This baby is doing some kind of Jujitsu mixed in with a Krav Maga move that makes my stomach look like a game AT&T park during a rousing bout of "The Wave."
I thought my panicked Googling days were over, but in this case I found myself checking the internet for things like, "overactive fetus" and "pre-natal ADHD." This can't be right. Can a fetus move this much in that cramped a space? I'm just waiting to hear a "craaaa-aack" and a broken rib to protrude from my chest. This baby is trying to break out of the pokey a few months early.
And in other news: No more midnight shows of Aliens for me.
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