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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Womb Soccer

What the Hell is going on in my belly?!  It's constant movement, all the live long day.  This baby is doing some kind of Jujitsu mixed in with a Krav Maga move that makes my stomach look like a game AT&T park during a rousing bout of "The Wave."

I thought my panicked Googling days were over, but in this case I found myself checking the internet for things like, "overactive fetus" and "pre-natal ADHD."  This can't be right.  Can a fetus move this much in that cramped a space?  I'm just waiting to hear a "craaaa-aack" and a broken rib to protrude from my chest. This baby is trying to break out of the pokey a few months early.

And in other news:  No more midnight shows of Aliens for me.

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