Sorry, how long as it been since I've written? Over a month? That's because I'm covered in excrement and urine. You read that correctly. Poop, pee, and pre-chewed food. It's really an amazing thing, being this coated in disgusting. I used to think it was all too much to bear. But since I'm dead inside now, very little of this phases me. Boys will be boys, after all.
